Oh, Brittany Spears
You bring me to tears
When Debbie Gibson faded
All of us were jaded
Thought we were finally free
Of blondes with brains empty
But, alas here you are
Filling the air in my car
With your moans and squeaks
Pleasing all the geeks
But making me wish I owned an oozie
So I could blow up, you damn floozie!

And there's my uplifiting poem for the day.

August 14, 2001